sher ka shikar kabhi dekha hai aisa najara

Sexy Dance by NRI

Underwear Bhi Partywear Ho Gaya?

Santa Undrwear Lene Dukaan Pe Gya.

Dukandar Ne Use 300 Rs Ka Undrwear Dikhaya.

Price Sunkar Santa Bola: “Yaar Roj Pehnne Wala Dikhao, Party Wear Nahi Chahiye”

Sex And Maggi

Santa Ki Biwi Ek Din Maggi Noodles Bana Rahi Thi.

Usne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Use Sex Karne Ko Bola. Santa Hairan Hogya Lekin Fir Bhi Badi Khushi Se Usne Sex Kiya. Sex Karne Ke Baad Santa Ne Biwi Se Pucha.

Santa: “Aaj Achanak Kaise Tumne Mujhe Kitchen Me Sex Karne Ke Liye Bula Liya?”

Biwi: “Timer Kaam Nahi Kar Raha Tha, Aur Mai Janti Hu Tum 2 Minute Se Zyada Tikoge Nahi.”

A Seriously Funny World

If Swimming Is A Good Exercise To Stay Fit,
Why Are Whales Fat?

Why Is The Place In A Stadium Where People Sit,
Called A Stand?

Why Is It, That Everyone Wants To Go To Heaven,
But Nobody Wants To Die?

In Our Country We Have Freedom Of Speech,
Then Why Do We Have Telephone Bills?

If Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees,
Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?

Why Doesn’t Glue,
Stick To Its Bottle?

Why Do You Still Call It A Building,
When Its Already Built?

If It’s True That We Are Here To Help Others,
What Are Others Here For?

If You Aren’t Supposed To Drink And Drive,
Why Do Bars Have Parking Lots?

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go?

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It?

If The “Black Box” Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff?

Who Copyrighted,
The Copyright Symbol?

Can You Cry Under Water?

Why Do People Say “You’ve Been Working Like A Dog”,
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day?

We All Are Living In A Seriously Funny World.

So Enjoy!!!

Mutual Fund Investments Are Subject To Risks.

Investment Banker Was Getting Married.

During Wedding,

Wife Vomits.

Husband: “What Happened ?”

Wife: “Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment.”

Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye ?

Thoda Confusion Hai, Par Baat Hai Lakh Rupaye Ki

Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye ?

Jo Khushi De…

Ya Phir

Jo Khushi-Khushi De…